Formaldehyde: If you could be any fictional character, who would you choose?
Oh wow. Hm. I guess either Carol Danvers or the Contessa di Lacquer-Sforza from The Glass Books of the Dream Eaters. Carol for obvious reasons; the Contessa because she’s a villain, she’s a total boss, outsmarts absolutely everyone in both books and even when she does get outsmarted she does it wonderfully and goes out out with a bang.